If you spent as much time fixing your own life as you do trying to fix everyone else's, you might actually get somewhere. But hey, keep reaching out to those lost causes—it's like you’re collecting projects instead of friends. At this rate, your next New Year's resolution should be to apply for a therapist position. Or maybe just invest in a good self-help book—because clearly, you need it more than anyone else does.
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2025 love life predictions
hookups
13
heartbreaks
21
relationships
2
situationships
12
With 12 situationships, 2 relationships, and a staggering 21 heartbreaks on the horizon, it sounds like your love life is about as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake. At this rate, you could probably write a bestseller titled 'How to Break Hearts and Still Be Alone.' But don’t worry; with 13 hookups, you’ll definitely have enough material for a rom-com—just make sure to cast someone who can actually act, unlike your love life choices.
